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Hydration Pack

$5.00

They get smaller as you drink!
They solve the dilemma of always seeming to leave with more stuff than you came with.
This, in turn, incentivizes hydration… yep!

Description

The reason these things are so cool is that as you drink, they get smaller.
They’re MAGIC!
This, of course, solves the dilemma of seeming to leave with more than you came with!

Sheer joy will be yours!

…Well, that may be pushing it.
Stay hydrated out there you crazies, however you do it!

My drill sergeants in the ARMY, used to chant, “Beat the Heat!”
and we’d all have to holler in return, “DRINK WATER!”
Ingrained I guess.
…or ingrown, like a toenail…

Additional information

Weight .25 lbs
Dimensions 11 x 6 x 1 in